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[weaktwos]

Say, anyone have a copy of "You Suck" by the Yeastie Girls?

I hate finding out about mistakes I have made. Due to a mishap from my "free Napster" days, I downloaded a song that was attributed to Wierd Al. It was by Tom Green. I despair over this knowledge of being mistaken. Christ. The next thing you'll tell me is that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

...

Aw, damn.

Snippet of conversation:
Me: Owning a house is pure money, man. The amount you save due to interest expense is phenomenal.
Him: I could film pornos there, too!
Me: In that case, you would be making money hand over fist...ings.

*rimshot* Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

I went to Peet's today and acquired some loose leaf teas:

• Assam Golden Tip


• Earl Gray with Lavendar

I always knew Earl was gay.

Aww geez, my humor has tanked.

I also found egg cups at Cost Plus! Now I can have soft boiled eggs with the eggie-weggies propped up!

Yes, I'm also easier to entertain then a bunch of war-weary soldiers on weekend leave.

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You suck!

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it's on Consolidated's 3rd ( full-length, 4th if you count the EP ) album, "Play More Music"...