Facetious Advertising Rant: Enzyte

[weaktwos]

Does anyone else see these dadgum Enzyte commercials? I feel it is cruel and unusual punishment for someone who is daring to watching something moderately cerebral, like the History channel, and yet be subjected to "Enzyte: natural male enhancement". How many times must we watch that smiling, smarmy bastard run around with the perma grin. As far as I can tell, paralyzes your face into a dumb grin.

I propose the following new Enzyte slogan:

Enzyte: it makes you a big dick.

I don't think the ad wizards will heed my advice, however.

Comments

[kickadee.livejournal.com]

Oh gah yes those are bad!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Amen, sister!

[tunskit.livejournal.com]

No fair making me laugh so hard when my throat is this sore.

[wingsonwind.livejournal.com]

Nice!

[torsoheap.livejournal.com]

They might be able to get away with "Gives you a big head."

For some reason, those commercials remind me of the ones for the Sims.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

They annoy the hell out of me, too. I want to smack both the guy AND his wife in the face.

I also like your slogan a lot better than theirs.

cheers,
Phil

[dangermouse74.livejournal.com]

if only you could smack his wife's face with his dick and then punch him in the gut and knock the wind out of him

[dangermouse74.livejournal.com]

hmmm usually we're most subjected when ti comes on during sports. was the history channel having somethign on liek buildings or big machines or military stuff that is a guy thing whn you saw it?