Facetious Advertising Rant: Enzyte

[weaktwos]

Does anyone else see these dadgum Enzyte commercials? I feel it is cruel and unusual punishment for someone who is daring to watching something moderately cerebral, like the History channel, and yet be subjected to "Enzyte: natural male enhancement". How many times must we watch that smiling, smarmy bastard run around with the perma grin. As far as I can tell, paralyzes your face into a dumb grin.

I propose the following new Enzyte slogan:

Enzyte: it makes you a big dick.

I don't think the ad wizards will heed my advice, however.

Comments

[tunskit.livejournal.com]

No fair making me laugh so hard when my throat is this sore.