Pinched from unclemilo

[weaktwos]

Libra Chocolate Horoscope

Libra chooses two boxes of chocolates, white and dark; one for you, one for them. A passionate lover? The perfect mixture of both? See how you rank in love with a sample of your free Love Meter.

What's Your Chocolate Horoscope?.

Whatta buncha horse-hooey! The boxes would contain a balance of many chocolates, unless there was absolute knowledge that my intended chocolate mate only prefers one type of chocolate. Hmph. And I know I'd be wanting a little bit of every-ting.

Comments

[teeny-charib.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, mine's dumb too. Apparently us Aquarians skip the chocolates and go straight for the carob with raisins.

wtf is carob?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

You poor dear! That is worse!

Carob is fauxcolate. It's a chocolatesque substance for people who are allergic to chocolate, apparently. You'll find it in health food stores. It's not a bad substitute, but it's not chocolate, either.

[jenngbob.livejournal.com]

yeah, and white chocolate my tiny little flat butt! HAH!

Dark chocolate all the way, baby, and toffee or dark truffle filling. Or hazelnuts.

[lavenderjones.livejournal.com]

mmmm darrrrkkkk choooooocolate. Bittersweet, come to MAMA.
I'll take the other kinds too, though.. I mean it's not like I'm a TOTAL chocolate snob!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm an equal opportunity lover of chocolates...like I think white chocolate goes better with key lime flavored centers...or other citrus flavors. Though grand marnier flavored truffles do go so well with dark chocolates.

Though I guess technically, white chocolate is devoid of the cocoa beans we know and love.

Num.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Amen, sister! Jenn must have a virgo aspect in her astrology charts, or something. ;-)

[lavenderjones.livejournal.com]

I'd go along with that.