This week's horoscope for Libra...

[weaktwos]

With very special thanks to the Onion:

Libra: You won't be hit by a bus this week, exactly. Circumstances will unfold so that you're traveling at almost 100 miles an hour when you strike a stationary bus.


Awww yeah. Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Comments

[rubbrduckage.livejournal.com]

It certainly feels that way...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Aye. :-)

[jenngbob.livejournal.com]

Girl, it DO. And this was the foreshadowing for the day:

Horoscope for: Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Jennifer,
Whatever wonderful intentions you have now, they might not be enough to carry you through the day. It's like reality is testing you to see if you can maintain your cool and still act pleasantly, even if you are ready to explode. But you won't lose it if you can remember to release the pressures gradually before they build to a critical level.

I only growled at my boss once out loud. Not sure if that's quite "exploding" (harrumph).

[namfle.livejournal.com]

Hyeah! Sounds about right for my M.O. :)

-elf-

[dangermouse74.livejournal.com]

now that's thinking positive