*yawn*

[weaktwos]

I spent the whole day with my female progenitor. We had fun. More importantly, she had fun.

My mom's cat, who used to be fairly social, has now completely evolved into an antisocial cat. Pity.

The power went out in Roseville, today for what seemed like a good hour. Also, my mother's cable went out for a wee bit tonight, too.

Bed. Yes, bed.

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[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Now, you just watch: nine months from yesterday, a birth spike will occur in Roseville because people didn't have electricity for an hour. For their TV's. Or, their radios. Or, their computers.
Or, their combo vacuum/vibrator-with-four-interchangable-heads pleasure-mobiles...

Mark my words.

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I dunno...this is suburbia. Lots of folks were outside washing their cars. I have a feeling birth rates will be insignificant

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Were they cleaning the "love-stains" off their back-seats?

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Nope. And I saw no Febreeze, either.

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Eesh...

"Pecker-Tracks in Roseville--Film at 11"!

All that happened in THIS Roseville was some yahoo tried to out-run the train on my mile road and lost the race. That--and the state closed down our local expressway and made our main street a fucking parking lot.

Compared to the Fetal Corpse Debacle of the week before, it seemed a tame week-end...

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Pecker tracks...weenie trails...Peter paths...meat streaks...Ankle spanker esplanades...

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

"Ankle spanker esplanades"? Oh my fucking God! LOL!

What the hell is THAT?

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

es·pla·nade Pronunciation Key (spl-näd, -nd)
n.
A flat open stretch of pavement or grass, especially one designed as a promenade along a shore.

For a definition of "Ankle spanker", see Weird Al's "Pet Names for Genitalia".