*yawn*

May. 13th, 2002 01:26 am
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I spent the whole day with my female progenitor. We had fun. More importantly, she had fun.

My mom's cat, who used to be fairly social, has now completely evolved into an antisocial cat. Pity.

The power went out in Roseville, today for what seemed like a good hour. Also, my mother's cable went out for a wee bit tonight, too.

Bed. Yes, bed.

Date: 2002-05-13 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com
Were they cleaning the "love-stains" off their back-seats?

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Date: 2002-05-13 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Nope. And I saw no Febreeze, either.

Date: 2002-05-13 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com
Eesh...

"Pecker-Tracks in Roseville--Film at 11"!

All that happened in THIS Roseville was some yahoo tried to out-run the train on my mile road and lost the race. That--and the state closed down our local expressway and made our main street a fucking parking lot.

Compared to the Fetal Corpse Debacle of the week before, it seemed a tame week-end...

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Date: 2002-05-13 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Pecker tracks...weenie trails...Peter paths...meat streaks...Ankle spanker esplanades...

Date: 2002-05-13 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com
"Ankle spanker esplanades"? Oh my fucking God! LOL!

What the hell is THAT?

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Date: 2002-05-13 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
es·pla·nade Pronunciation Key (spl-näd, -nd)
n.
A flat open stretch of pavement or grass, especially one designed as a promenade along a shore.

For a definition of "Ankle spanker", see Weird Al's "Pet Names for Genitalia".

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