Superbowl XL Commercials
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weaktwosHere's my running commentary of the Superbowl.
Game Interlude:
Aaron Neville, Dr. John, and Aretha Franklin. Aaron barely got to sing? Aretha, the fact that my screen is on wide screen is not helping you out, sister. I hate to say it, but SNL's imitation of all three of you was spot-on.
Commercial Break:
Disney: Practicing for going to Disney World
Harrison Ford: Hey, Han Seuss. First Firewall, now this? What kind of masturbatory Superbowl plug is this?
Game Interlude:
What kind of last name is Faneca?
Commercial Break:
Blockbuster: Yawn. 52 Free movies a year? Look out Netflix...
That was a short break...
Game Interlude:
I've decided that I'm rooting for the Seahawks because I like their colors better.
Hasselback. Now there's a football player's name.
Wow, I'm only 3 minutes into the Superbowl
Commercial Break:
Bud Light: Savages at work. Cute but meh.
Burger King: This sure as hell beats the creepy King but women as Condiments. Ack! There's that fucking King! Having the women pile up on a bun. God, I hate Burger King's ad team.
Pepsi can with fountain of water spurting off top: If that ever happens to my can of diet pepsi when I open it, I'm not opening another one again.
Game Interlude:
Roethlissberger is cute. I'd sack this quarterback.
Premature start for number 78. Hopefully that's not the story of his life.
What was number 81 of the Seahawks doing? Airing out his armpits?
Commercial Break:
Sierra Mist: I have a feeling some of the TBA airline security has done cavity checks for less.
More Bud Light: Ah, young alcoholics with bad taste in beer.
Plug for 16 Blocks: looks fun.
Game Interlude:
Ah, a new ball on every play. And Madden warns us: a new ball is a slick ball. And you guessed it kids: an old ball is a hairy ball.
Commercial Break:
Toyota Camry: I got to preview this commercial on Toyota's website. It was thoughtful, but not eye-catching. As for learning English for the little boy's future...maybe he should learn an Indian dialect.
Fed Ex: Very cute. Poor lackey employee being fired for unrealistic expectations. Then promptly squashed after kicking a tiny dinosaur.
Bud Light: Did that guy get raped by a bear? He'll never forget Budlight Mountain...
Game Interlude:
Commercial Break:
V for Vendetta Commercial: Yeah!
Diet Pepsi: P Diddy and Jay Mohr. Brown and Bubbly. Nope. Don't crave a Pepsi.
Game Interlude:
#43: How many times has his hair been yanked out during play?
Doh. Seahawks made a touchdown, but just after an offensive foul. Rats.
I just lost track of the game because Sascha wants to play fetch with a sisal mouse.
Commercial Break:
Nimoy and Aleve:
Ameriquest: If it works for jump-starting someone's heart, it ought to make a great bug killer. I wonder if that's ever happened.
Game Interlude:
Seahawks have 3!
Commercial Break:
Pepsi and Jackie Chan: Okay, nice one on the stunt double.
Plug for Cars: Paul Newman does one of the voices. Nice touch.
ABC needed a few more seconds, so we get Dancing with the Stars.
Game Interlude:
Back to football. We are greeted with the "money shot" of football. A shot of all the asses of the Offense.
I swear, did both these teams recruit players based on having really long names? All of them are spelling challenges. Oh, there's Pruitt. I stand corrected.
Madden just drew lines over a player who was spitting out a bunch of liquid. Good timing.
You know, the Seahawks look more steel-like than the steelers, based on uniform color.
Commercial Break:
Angry horses, playing football. Here comes the streaking sheep. Cowboys getting a good look at Sheep bits. Sure, they didn't need to see it, but you know they wanted to see it!
Mobile ESPN: Bringing you the next wave of cell phone related accidents.
Game Interlude:
This is a nice game. The points aren't being given up easily.
Commercial Break:
Quiet Riot and Chimps: what more could we want? Come on feel the noise...
Okay, this fashion show for the Escalade is visually stunning. In a creepy sort of way. Why was stuff dripping off the model rising up out of the eerie pool, and not the Escalade? Hmmm...
Game Interlude:
Oh, that was an injury timeout. Wow, had #84 not been wearing yellow tights, I would have seen his prostate during that injury replay.
Commercial Break:
Another Tom Cruise movie. Oh. Mission Implausible III.
Dove's self-esteem fund. That's neat.
Game Interlude:
NOthing to report.
Commercial Break:
Shaggy Dog remake? No. Please no.
Kermit! Being active! Mountain climbing. Awww. It's a car commercial. For the Ford Hybrid.
Shaq. Desperate Housewives? Uh huh. Shaq, you whore.
Game Interlude:
Overheard from Kolber: "...so they could pull his pants down and tape up his groin..." I think the female commentator enjoyed saying that.
I think those flashy ABC animations in between plays are giving some children seizures.
The Steelers are at the 22 yard line. So close. Sooo close. Or, as was said by the commentator, "Deepest penetration for the Steelers..." Is this football or a porn movie?
Okay. The 17 yard line. Doh! 10 yard penalty! Oh, Big Ben gets sacked. And not by me! I'm officially exhibiting green-eyed monster behavior.
Nice pass to the 3!
Commercial Break:
Go Daddy: The Go Daddy girl. Come on. Their commercials are as cheap as their webhosting. Was that the point of the commercial?
Game Interlude:
Back. Steelers at the 1.
Commercial Break:
Movie plug. Is this a new Titantic? Oh, Poseidon.
The Miracle of Fusion...and it's a razor blade commercial. And you can get it battery powered.
More Desperate Housewives plugs. This time, Hugh Hefner. If this show attracts Shaq and Hugh, why do I want to watch it?
Game Interlude:
Commercial Break:
Overstock.com: they are getting agressive on their sales. It's all about the O. Please don't let this be about the Story of O.
Game Interlude:
"Forget about that second thrust. It's all about when he comes to the ground." According to that instant replay, the only balls in the endzone belonged to the Seahawks player trying to defend it.
But still they let the touchdown happen. I do not concur. Boy, if that's the standard, a player should just wave his hand and ball into the endzone without any other part of his body touching the ground.
Commercial Break:
Disneyland: I thought their 50th was last year?
Black and White photos of coaches and players fondling the Superbowl trophy...
Game Interlude:
Aside from Big Ben's nice pass, no really captivating plays so far.
Ouch! Seahawks missed their field goal. And so goes the first half.
Commercial Break:
Sprint commercial. Crime Deterrant. Nice. That made me laugh. Clearly I have hostility issues.
Superbowl Masturbation commercial. Tonight we're all connected by the game. Awwww. Wrong! We're all connected by Rush hour. I bet you dollars to donuts more people are on the road in the morning around the country between 7am-9am than were watching the Superbowl today.
Desperate housewives again. Shaq. Tony Hawk!? Sugar Ray? Lordy.
Hah. Minivan confusion. But the commercial ceases to make sense. Because you get Allied, you get a unique horn? Sure, sure, they are talking about being able to customize your insurance needs, but...meh.
Half(assed) Time!
Grey's Anatomy looks good. Maybe I'll watch it tonight.
Plug for Sons and Daughters. Hmm...
Hah. You might as well face it, you're addicted to Lost. But it sounds like "lust". I'm sure that's no accident. Yes, but I'm waiting for the DVDs to come out before I watch the whole season.
Here come the Stones. Boy they are old. Sound quality sounds terrible on the start...Nice touch with the tongue covering the crowd, though. Mick looks like he's put on a little weight. Isn't he 80, now?
Start me Up.
Rough Justice. No, they don't look like Rough Justice. They look like Rough Trade.
Satisfaction. And Mick rips off his coat. Look at those old man arms! Boy, they are all wearing some really sensible shoes!
I think when Keith Richards is not performing, his hair is inhabited by birds.
Well, at least Keith didn't rip off a part of Mick's bra.
Also, did you notice that the Original Stones had these comfy looking black pants, whereas the younger dude wore leather pants?
Jack in the Box. Their Ciabbata bread is so good, you want to throw it to the birds...and people acting like birds.
Commercial Break:
More Disneyworld try outs.
More men fondling the phallic superbowl trophy. Rugby is still more manly, boys.
Game Interlude:
Nice 75 yard run! Willie Parker beats the record by 1. I wonder if this will wake the Seahawks up?
Commercial Break:
Sharpie: cute.
More Lost ads
Game Interlude:
Hawks make it to the 29. But lets look at that longest run again.
Someone on the 'Hawks has butter fingers!
Alexander rushes nicely.
Ouch. Such a nice pass, and it was incomplete. These boys are jittery. Or is this a "new ball" problem?
Another missed pass. Seattle!!! C'mon!
Missed Field Goal. Ugh. It's a good thing I tivo'd this. I can fast forward.
Commercial Break:
Horsies! A little Clydesdale. I think he can I think he can! Oh, his big brothers are helping him out. That was cute.
Fabio Shampoo? Hah! No, it's a Nationwide commercial. That was good.
Game Interlude:
Steelers are performing very solidly, now. Hawks are pissing in their britches. Don't brick now, Hawks! Your colors are better! You should win!
Commercial Break:
Oooh. Monster...with Back Hair. Old Robot. They fall in love. Why, they look like a family at a Dragoncon. They gave birth to a Hummer. No, wait. We didn't actually see that monster give birth. What we saw was her giving her Robot hubby a Hummer. Oh, my. On a family show!
Game Interlude:
Interception! Go my lovely little Seahawks! Run like the Wind!
Thank you for making this game exciting again!
Touchdown! the Seahawks are within 4.
Commercial Break:
More Monkeys. Is this where![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
scarcrest works? Hah! I'm the chick that works with Jackasses!
Taco Bell: No. I've never gazed a a dude eating cheap fast food and fallen in love. Am I missing out? Perhaps. But I'll take my chances.
Sons and Daughters seems derivative of other much funnier family shows. Like Arrested Development, for example.
More strokin' of the trophy. That should be the new code phrase for jerkin' off: Strokin' the Trophy.
Game Interlude:
Overheard Madden: "What do you think they were looking at that they made him take his pants off?" This game is getting perverted!
Commercial Break:
Oh, it's the high tech razor from Gillette. That it can be battery powered scares me.
Game Interlude:
Commercial Break:
Plug for the Anthony Hopkins movie. The World's Fastest Indian.
A Truck getting tossed around in the surf. Over turned. Submerged. When the tide recedes, the "Invincible" Toyota Tacoma still runs! Uh huh. Are you telling me that's a waterproof engine? I've seen other engines get killed from being submerged.
Game Interlude:
More pittering about the field.
Big Ben foibles a pass. The Hawks have compelled them to punt. Nicely done.
Ouch, Big Ben is playing with a fractured thumb.
A Steeler Interception! Oh boy! More excitement!
Commercial Break:
Nothing too striking here. New Boston Public episodes...
Game Interlude:
I continue to lust after Big Ben. He rushed to first down. What, is he carrying this team? On a broken thumb?
Oh. 43 Yard pass. Nicely done. The Steelers outclassed the Seahawks again.
21 to 10. That's gonna be hard to fight.
Commercial Break:
Budweiser: clever variation on the Wave.
Pirates of the Carribbean! Kids college fund for Depp, clearly.
Mastercard with McGyver!
Game Interlude:
Mike Holmgren looks like he's about to cry.
Hasselbeck just fumbled. Oh, I bet he feels low. Well, maybe they will reverse the play.
Commercial Break:
More men obsessed with sports on their cell phone. As if there weren't enough ways to block out the world with your cell phone.
Honda Ridgeline: Clever. So, Mudflap babes and Yosemite Sams would drive a honda, assuming they were sentient. Which they aren't. So what this really means is that you have to be two-dimensional and brain dead to like this truck.
Game Interlude:
Yes! it wasn't a fumble! Seattle is still in the game.
Oops. Hasselbeck gets sacked. Oh, hope dwindles.
Ah, and my Tivo peters out. Let this be a lesson to you, kids. Don't Tivo the Superbowl and watch the game an hour late. Or, if you do, add a buffer of 15 minutes or so to the end. You will miss the last 15 minutes if you don't. But, no surprises, the Steelers won it.
Now it's time to go make dinner.
Game Interlude:
Aaron Neville, Dr. John, and Aretha Franklin. Aaron barely got to sing? Aretha, the fact that my screen is on wide screen is not helping you out, sister. I hate to say it, but SNL's imitation of all three of you was spot-on.
Commercial Break:
Disney: Practicing for going to Disney World
Harrison Ford: Hey, Han Seuss. First Firewall, now this? What kind of masturbatory Superbowl plug is this?
Game Interlude:
What kind of last name is Faneca?
Commercial Break:
Blockbuster: Yawn. 52 Free movies a year? Look out Netflix...
That was a short break...
Game Interlude:
I've decided that I'm rooting for the Seahawks because I like their colors better.
Hasselback. Now there's a football player's name.
Wow, I'm only 3 minutes into the Superbowl
Commercial Break:
Bud Light: Savages at work. Cute but meh.
Burger King: This sure as hell beats the creepy King but women as Condiments. Ack! There's that fucking King! Having the women pile up on a bun. God, I hate Burger King's ad team.
Pepsi can with fountain of water spurting off top: If that ever happens to my can of diet pepsi when I open it, I'm not opening another one again.
Game Interlude:
Roethlissberger is cute. I'd sack this quarterback.
Premature start for number 78. Hopefully that's not the story of his life.
What was number 81 of the Seahawks doing? Airing out his armpits?
Commercial Break:
Sierra Mist: I have a feeling some of the TBA airline security has done cavity checks for less.
More Bud Light: Ah, young alcoholics with bad taste in beer.
Plug for 16 Blocks: looks fun.
Game Interlude:
Ah, a new ball on every play. And Madden warns us: a new ball is a slick ball. And you guessed it kids: an old ball is a hairy ball.
Commercial Break:
Toyota Camry: I got to preview this commercial on Toyota's website. It was thoughtful, but not eye-catching. As for learning English for the little boy's future...maybe he should learn an Indian dialect.
Fed Ex: Very cute. Poor lackey employee being fired for unrealistic expectations. Then promptly squashed after kicking a tiny dinosaur.
Bud Light: Did that guy get raped by a bear? He'll never forget Budlight Mountain...
Game Interlude:
Commercial Break:
V for Vendetta Commercial: Yeah!
Diet Pepsi: P Diddy and Jay Mohr. Brown and Bubbly. Nope. Don't crave a Pepsi.
Game Interlude:
#43: How many times has his hair been yanked out during play?
Doh. Seahawks made a touchdown, but just after an offensive foul. Rats.
I just lost track of the game because Sascha wants to play fetch with a sisal mouse.
Commercial Break:
Nimoy and Aleve:
Ameriquest: If it works for jump-starting someone's heart, it ought to make a great bug killer. I wonder if that's ever happened.
Game Interlude:
Seahawks have 3!
Commercial Break:
Pepsi and Jackie Chan: Okay, nice one on the stunt double.
Plug for Cars: Paul Newman does one of the voices. Nice touch.
ABC needed a few more seconds, so we get Dancing with the Stars.
Game Interlude:
Back to football. We are greeted with the "money shot" of football. A shot of all the asses of the Offense.
I swear, did both these teams recruit players based on having really long names? All of them are spelling challenges. Oh, there's Pruitt. I stand corrected.
Madden just drew lines over a player who was spitting out a bunch of liquid. Good timing.
You know, the Seahawks look more steel-like than the steelers, based on uniform color.
Commercial Break:
Angry horses, playing football. Here comes the streaking sheep. Cowboys getting a good look at Sheep bits. Sure, they didn't need to see it, but you know they wanted to see it!
Mobile ESPN: Bringing you the next wave of cell phone related accidents.
Game Interlude:
This is a nice game. The points aren't being given up easily.
Commercial Break:
Quiet Riot and Chimps: what more could we want? Come on feel the noise...
Okay, this fashion show for the Escalade is visually stunning. In a creepy sort of way. Why was stuff dripping off the model rising up out of the eerie pool, and not the Escalade? Hmmm...
Game Interlude:
Oh, that was an injury timeout. Wow, had #84 not been wearing yellow tights, I would have seen his prostate during that injury replay.
Commercial Break:
Another Tom Cruise movie. Oh. Mission Implausible III.
Dove's self-esteem fund. That's neat.
Game Interlude:
NOthing to report.
Commercial Break:
Shaggy Dog remake? No. Please no.
Kermit! Being active! Mountain climbing. Awww. It's a car commercial. For the Ford Hybrid.
Shaq. Desperate Housewives? Uh huh. Shaq, you whore.
Game Interlude:
Overheard from Kolber: "...so they could pull his pants down and tape up his groin..." I think the female commentator enjoyed saying that.
I think those flashy ABC animations in between plays are giving some children seizures.
The Steelers are at the 22 yard line. So close. Sooo close. Or, as was said by the commentator, "Deepest penetration for the Steelers..." Is this football or a porn movie?
Okay. The 17 yard line. Doh! 10 yard penalty! Oh, Big Ben gets sacked. And not by me! I'm officially exhibiting green-eyed monster behavior.
Nice pass to the 3!
Commercial Break:
Go Daddy: The Go Daddy girl. Come on. Their commercials are as cheap as their webhosting. Was that the point of the commercial?
Game Interlude:
Back. Steelers at the 1.
Commercial Break:
Movie plug. Is this a new Titantic? Oh, Poseidon.
The Miracle of Fusion...and it's a razor blade commercial. And you can get it battery powered.
More Desperate Housewives plugs. This time, Hugh Hefner. If this show attracts Shaq and Hugh, why do I want to watch it?
Game Interlude:
Commercial Break:
Overstock.com: they are getting agressive on their sales. It's all about the O. Please don't let this be about the Story of O.
Game Interlude:
"Forget about that second thrust. It's all about when he comes to the ground." According to that instant replay, the only balls in the endzone belonged to the Seahawks player trying to defend it.
But still they let the touchdown happen. I do not concur. Boy, if that's the standard, a player should just wave his hand and ball into the endzone without any other part of his body touching the ground.
Commercial Break:
Disneyland: I thought their 50th was last year?
Black and White photos of coaches and players fondling the Superbowl trophy...
Game Interlude:
Aside from Big Ben's nice pass, no really captivating plays so far.
Ouch! Seahawks missed their field goal. And so goes the first half.
Commercial Break:
Sprint commercial. Crime Deterrant. Nice. That made me laugh. Clearly I have hostility issues.
Superbowl Masturbation commercial. Tonight we're all connected by the game. Awwww. Wrong! We're all connected by Rush hour. I bet you dollars to donuts more people are on the road in the morning around the country between 7am-9am than were watching the Superbowl today.
Desperate housewives again. Shaq. Tony Hawk!? Sugar Ray? Lordy.
Hah. Minivan confusion. But the commercial ceases to make sense. Because you get Allied, you get a unique horn? Sure, sure, they are talking about being able to customize your insurance needs, but...meh.
Half(assed) Time!
Grey's Anatomy looks good. Maybe I'll watch it tonight.
Plug for Sons and Daughters. Hmm...
Hah. You might as well face it, you're addicted to Lost. But it sounds like "lust". I'm sure that's no accident. Yes, but I'm waiting for the DVDs to come out before I watch the whole season.
Here come the Stones. Boy they are old. Sound quality sounds terrible on the start...Nice touch with the tongue covering the crowd, though. Mick looks like he's put on a little weight. Isn't he 80, now?
Start me Up.
Rough Justice. No, they don't look like Rough Justice. They look like Rough Trade.
Satisfaction. And Mick rips off his coat. Look at those old man arms! Boy, they are all wearing some really sensible shoes!
I think when Keith Richards is not performing, his hair is inhabited by birds.
Well, at least Keith didn't rip off a part of Mick's bra.
Also, did you notice that the Original Stones had these comfy looking black pants, whereas the younger dude wore leather pants?
Jack in the Box. Their Ciabbata bread is so good, you want to throw it to the birds...and people acting like birds.
Commercial Break:
More Disneyworld try outs.
More men fondling the phallic superbowl trophy. Rugby is still more manly, boys.
Game Interlude:
Nice 75 yard run! Willie Parker beats the record by 1. I wonder if this will wake the Seahawks up?
Commercial Break:
Sharpie: cute.
More Lost ads
Game Interlude:
Hawks make it to the 29. But lets look at that longest run again.
Someone on the 'Hawks has butter fingers!
Alexander rushes nicely.
Ouch. Such a nice pass, and it was incomplete. These boys are jittery. Or is this a "new ball" problem?
Another missed pass. Seattle!!! C'mon!
Missed Field Goal. Ugh. It's a good thing I tivo'd this. I can fast forward.
Commercial Break:
Horsies! A little Clydesdale. I think he can I think he can! Oh, his big brothers are helping him out. That was cute.
Fabio Shampoo? Hah! No, it's a Nationwide commercial. That was good.
Game Interlude:
Steelers are performing very solidly, now. Hawks are pissing in their britches. Don't brick now, Hawks! Your colors are better! You should win!
Commercial Break:
Oooh. Monster...with Back Hair. Old Robot. They fall in love. Why, they look like a family at a Dragoncon. They gave birth to a Hummer. No, wait. We didn't actually see that monster give birth. What we saw was her giving her Robot hubby a Hummer. Oh, my. On a family show!
Game Interlude:
Interception! Go my lovely little Seahawks! Run like the Wind!
Thank you for making this game exciting again!
Touchdown! the Seahawks are within 4.
Commercial Break:
More Monkeys. Is this where
scarcrest works? Hah! I'm the chick that works with Jackasses!Taco Bell: No. I've never gazed a a dude eating cheap fast food and fallen in love. Am I missing out? Perhaps. But I'll take my chances.
Sons and Daughters seems derivative of other much funnier family shows. Like Arrested Development, for example.
More strokin' of the trophy. That should be the new code phrase for jerkin' off: Strokin' the Trophy.
Game Interlude:
Overheard Madden: "What do you think they were looking at that they made him take his pants off?" This game is getting perverted!
Commercial Break:
Oh, it's the high tech razor from Gillette. That it can be battery powered scares me.
Game Interlude:
Commercial Break:
Plug for the Anthony Hopkins movie. The World's Fastest Indian.
A Truck getting tossed around in the surf. Over turned. Submerged. When the tide recedes, the "Invincible" Toyota Tacoma still runs! Uh huh. Are you telling me that's a waterproof engine? I've seen other engines get killed from being submerged.
Game Interlude:
More pittering about the field.
Big Ben foibles a pass. The Hawks have compelled them to punt. Nicely done.
Ouch, Big Ben is playing with a fractured thumb.
A Steeler Interception! Oh boy! More excitement!
Commercial Break:
Nothing too striking here. New Boston Public episodes...
Game Interlude:
I continue to lust after Big Ben. He rushed to first down. What, is he carrying this team? On a broken thumb?
Oh. 43 Yard pass. Nicely done. The Steelers outclassed the Seahawks again.
21 to 10. That's gonna be hard to fight.
Commercial Break:
Budweiser: clever variation on the Wave.
Pirates of the Carribbean! Kids college fund for Depp, clearly.
Mastercard with McGyver!
Game Interlude:
Mike Holmgren looks like he's about to cry.
Hasselbeck just fumbled. Oh, I bet he feels low. Well, maybe they will reverse the play.
Commercial Break:
More men obsessed with sports on their cell phone. As if there weren't enough ways to block out the world with your cell phone.
Honda Ridgeline: Clever. So, Mudflap babes and Yosemite Sams would drive a honda, assuming they were sentient. Which they aren't. So what this really means is that you have to be two-dimensional and brain dead to like this truck.
Game Interlude:
Yes! it wasn't a fumble! Seattle is still in the game.
Oops. Hasselbeck gets sacked. Oh, hope dwindles.
Ah, and my Tivo peters out. Let this be a lesson to you, kids. Don't Tivo the Superbowl and watch the game an hour late. Or, if you do, add a buffer of 15 minutes or so to the end. You will miss the last 15 minutes if you don't. But, no surprises, the Steelers won it.
Now it's time to go make dinner.
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Date: 2006-02-06 04:11 am (UTC)I agree. This has got to be one of the worst marketing concepts ever. Brown and bubbly? I'm not intriged, in fact I'm slightly grossed out. My guess is some kid intern was trying to see how much he could get away with, and he hit the jackpot.
I loved the FedEx commercial though. And I was happy to see that Hassleback has made such a great career shift after Knight Rider ended ...
;) My $0.02.
Oh, and I loved seeing so much Jay Mohr. LOVED it.
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Date: 2006-02-06 05:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-06 05:50 am (UTC)cheers,
Phil
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Date: 2006-02-06 07:31 am (UTC)Poor guy was a dud as a QB. He might as well start a singing career in Germany.
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Date: 2006-02-06 07:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-06 07:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-15 04:34 pm (UTC)doesn't jackie chan do all his own stunts?
and i just got that fusion razor though i haven't tried it yet. i got the battery powered version, first introduced with the mach3 and then the schick quattro. the battery powering is like a godsend.
lol at the rolling stones. halftime shows pretty much are teh suck. in fact i think that's likely true for all musical acts relating to the superbowl.
and while i understand the love for holding the trophy, "strokin' the trophy" totally makes me laugh.
Big ben didn't have his best game but for the pressure of the superbowl and playing with a broken thumb, he came thru when he had to that's fer sure.
lol at the honda ridgeline assessment. though i think you use far too much logic, especially applying a word like sentient to a commercial, but it's infinitely more amusing that way :-)