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weaktwos ([personal profile] weaktwos) wrote2002-12-16 06:48 am

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I'm watching the news whilst I dress for work.

Yet another couple hundred cruise passengers get violently ill at sea. What gives?

What would Captain Stubing do!?

[identity profile] saintrigger.livejournal.com 2002-12-16 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Cap'n Stabbin'?

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2002-12-16 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Cap'n Boobing?

[identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com 2002-12-16 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Make sure he didn't shit those fancy white pants of his?

And then, pass the toilet paper.

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2002-12-16 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
The Love Boat will now be changing their uniforms to a "chocolate brown", so that should there be an accident on the poop deck, if you will, only the smell will be unappealing.

Perhaps this is UPS dirty little secret; all their drivers are incontinent.

[identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com 2002-12-16 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
*laughing hysterically as I am BOUND for the Glory that is UPS this WEAK to send your Pooackage your way*

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[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2002-12-16 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for sharing with me the ways in which you Michiganers poo-nounce certain words.