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[weaktwos]

I'm watching the news whilst I dress for work.

Yet another couple hundred cruise passengers get violently ill at sea. What gives?

What would Captain Stubing do!?

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[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Make sure he didn't shit those fancy white pants of his?

And then, pass the toilet paper.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

The Love Boat will now be changing their uniforms to a "chocolate brown", so that should there be an accident on the poop deck, if you will, only the smell will be unappealing.

Perhaps this is UPS dirty little secret; all their drivers are incontinent.

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

*laughing hysterically as I am BOUND for the Glory that is UPS this WEAK to send your Pooackage your way*

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing with me the ways in which you Michiganers poo-nounce certain words.