New Adult Cereal idea(well, new to me)
May. 13th, 2002 04:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
weaktwosI think they should make a cereal for adults. Low in fat, high in camp, Kellogg's "Porn Flakes" would be an important part of your daily breakfast, as well as containing corn-flakey resemblances of genitalia and sexual positions.
Warning: may be disappointed when certain porn flakes get soggy in milk.
They would be available in regular and frosted, of course. The mascot would be Ron Jeremy in a leapard skin scarf.
Warning: may be disappointed when certain porn flakes get soggy in milk.
They would be available in regular and frosted, of course. The mascot would be Ron Jeremy in a leapard skin scarf.
