I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously...

[weaktwos]

Dear Restless Leg Syndrome Pharmaceutical company,

I think you need to get a new name. I can't seem to take you seriously enough. And what kind of symptom is this: "do you feel the need to move?" I believe we all feel the need to move. Are you trying to make your product as universal as kleenex?

Anyway, anything you could do to enhance your credibility would be welcome. Otherwise, I keep having this image of a goofy looking guy with bulging eyes and legs that move in some perpetual, cartoon-like jig.

Incidentally, do you have something for Annoying Boss Syndrome? Or maybe "Stuck Behind Jackass in Traffic Syndrome"?

Thanks,

--A

Comments

[shaunathan.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I saw this commercial last night and was like "what the fuck?" I've never heard of restles leg syndrome until last night.

You could say I have it, but it's probably just all my nervous energy

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I wasn't alone. I don't see anything wrong with nervous energy. Work it off, don't drug yourself, for crying out loud!