Cats

[weaktwos]

I need to figure out how to train cats to vomit in the bathroom. Or just anywhere non-carpet. But no. Cats seemed pre-disposed to urp on the berber. Granted, my house is mostly carpet. So I suppose it is statistically likely that I'll be mining cat-hack from the fiber on my floor. Still, I wish they had a natural predisposition to go jump in my tub, or something. Then I could just wipe up the big stuff, and hose the rest down.

A girl can dream.