weaktwos

It's work safe, unless the sound of Edith Bunker's voice is triggering to the 70s and 80s.

Me: Your hair looks great!
Her: Yeah, I just got back from the stylist. She fit me in before my trip to Chicago. She didn't have time to curl it. Of course I'll never get it to look like this myself. It's all about the angle of the brush and hair dryer.
Me: Yes, I wish I had my own personal stylist daily.
Her:I need to be able to take off my head and put it in my lap.
Me: Ya know, that comment sets you up for a joke that ends in "...I would never leave the house."

This is somewhat fun.

Christmas Carrolls for those with Psychological disorders:

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells ..

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House
in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While
I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

And by way of scarcrest and phinnia, Fundies say the darnedest things!

Okay, this is the perfect example why old men should not go hunting. Cheney is 65. His aim isn't so good. Harry Whittington is 78. At 78, he probably couldn't dodge a subpoena. I'm glad he he's going to be okay, though.

Some of you have probably already seen these reviews, but this guy is a crack up.

Subject: FW: The Bird Flu




The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately.

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield


If you've already heard this one, I'm sorry. It adds to my amusement that a doctor friend of mine sent me this.

If you're in the need for some funny videos, here's a lovely collection, showed to me by taogrl.

Caveat: Some of it wouldn't be work safe.