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So, what are you saying? So, what are you saying?
While at my mother's house, I caught a glimpse of this product from our local Raley's/Nob Hill stores. I know what their intent was, but I think this product has amusing connotations.

What will Focus on the Family say about this product!?!


Jan. 4th, 2008 08:35 am
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It's work safe, unless the sound of Edith Bunker's voice is triggering to the 70s and 80s.
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In light of the recent news coverage on Wikipedia and indications that biased groups are modifying the entries, I give you this:

"Hard to tell if Wikipedia Entry was vandalized or not."
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Me: Your hair looks great!
Her: Yeah, I just got back from the stylist. She fit me in before my trip to Chicago. She didn't have time to curl it. Of course I'll never get it to look like this myself. It's all about the angle of the brush and hair dryer.
Me: Yes, I wish I had my own personal stylist daily.
Her:I need to be able to take off my head and put it in my lap.
Me: Ya know, that comment sets you up for a joke that ends in "...I would never leave the house."

Fun link

Dec. 16th, 2006 08:18 am
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[livejournal.com profile] rubbrduckage sent this one to me(warning, some profanity is involved, so not quite work safe):

The 12 "isms" of Christmas
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This is somewhat fun.

Christmas Carrolls for those with Psychological disorders:

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells ..

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House
in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While
I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

And by way of [livejournal.com profile] scarcrest and [livejournal.com profile] phinnia, Fundies say the darnedest things!
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Here is a video demonstrating a very frisky and affectionate relationship between a pussy and a cock.

It's work safe. I just couldn't resist my tacky choice of wording.
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Okay, this is the perfect example why old men should not go hunting. Cheney is 65. His aim isn't so good. Harry Whittington is 78. At 78, he probably couldn't dodge a subpoena. I'm glad he he's going to be okay, though.

Some of you have probably already seen these reviews, but this guy is a crack up.
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Have you heard of the Devil's game of Secret Santa? Where you ask "Who's this from?" and get no answer!

Well, if you have heard of that game, listen to Karkis rock out about it.

It looks like there's still plenty of fun going on in Iraq.

Insurgent attacks have picked up again. Here's something I didn't know: Shiite's make up 60 percent of the population, Sunnis 20 percent. I guess Kurds round out the rest of the ethnic spread. That's an interesting breakdown. It makes me wonder how a group with 20 percent of the population could stay in power for so long.

I saw in yesterday's news where Colin Powell gave carefully worded support of Bush's penchant for warrantless wiretaps. Powell posited how easy it would have been to get warrants on terror-related investigations, and that the government should be able to monitor those transmissions. My take is that it wasn't just "war on terror" related transmissions they were monitoring. Even though Powell said it was easy to get warrants, apparently the federal surveillance court was being too difficult for Bush.

Apparently, lacking "probable cause" was too burdensome for the Bush administration.

Bird Flu

Nov. 16th, 2005 01:29 am
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Subject: FW: The Bird Flu

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately.

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

If you've already heard this one, I'm sorry. It adds to my amusement that a doctor friend of mine sent me this.


Oct. 31st, 2005 09:41 am
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Sarah D. Bunting has some unsent letters to laundromat denizens for you to enjoy on her site.


Jun. 17th, 2005 07:22 am
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If you're in the need for some funny videos, here's a lovely collection, showed to me by [livejournal.com profile] taogrl.

Caveat: Some of it wouldn't be work safe.


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