Bird Flu

Nov. 16th, 2005 01:29 am
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Subject: FW: The Bird Flu




The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately.

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield


If you've already heard this one, I'm sorry. It adds to my amusement that a doctor friend of mine sent me this.

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