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As a Texan friend of mine would say, the USPS tracking website is about as useless as tits on a boar.

After using the USPS tracking system, I am not, also as a texan would say, happier than a puppy with two peters.

I suspect that it was designed by some backward-ass country fuck (also as a Texan would say).

Yes, can you tell that over the past few days, I've been working a lot with a Texan? You can, now.

Date: 2003-03-01 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com
Send me a lawn gnome from Roseville who:
A) has to stand on phone books to ogle boobs
2) can take measurable amounts of abuse on crackers from a distant relative
3) is ready for his "come-uppance"

*L*

Arggy!!

Date: 2003-03-01 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Alas, I don't associate with lawn gnomes from Roseville...

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