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Note to self:

Submit recommendation to Mini Cooper's marketing squad to use the following slogans:
"The Mini Cooper S: it's small enough to fit up your ass, and fast enough to traverse your colon in a split second."

"The Mini Cooper S: S for speed. S for suppository. S for spending way too much money.

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