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[weaktwos]

I'm walking around the house in my underwear, looking for my shorts.

I have plenty of shorts, mind you, but I seek a particular pair.

I have a job interview in 14.5 hours.

And I've lost my shorts.

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[yansa.livejournal.com]

Hark! I shall unfrizzle thine pate; yea, verily*, I shall help thee findeth thine shorts!

*changes into red plaid boxers*
*jumps into the mighty thundering vehicle of justice*
*drives madly in a southward direction*

:b

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*hugs you* You'll do great at the interview, y'know. :D You have *mad skillz*! And *angry abilitiez*, as well! And you totally rock. :) And those wacky desert folk would save themselves from much frizzlepation by hiring you. This has been verified by a team of independent scientists. *nods*

--yansa!
* = Yansa never passes up a chance to use the word "verily"

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Did you say red plaid boxers?!?

Hot verily damn!

*buries shorts deep in the back yard*
*puts on swanky music*
*awaits Thundering Vehicle of Justice and be-boxered gentleman within*