Today's brunch feast

[weaktwos]

Mum wanted lots of little goodies, so I stepped up to the task. Recipes were reduced in size to allow for variety, however.

The Menu
Mimosas
Coffee
Breakfast Potatoes: red potatoes sauteed with basil, rosemary, thyme, shallots, garlic
Turkey Sausage
Bacon
Asparagus: sauteed in butter and seasoned with parmesan cheese
Fresh pineapple
Orange slices
Omelettes: with cheddar and parmesan cheeses and mushrooms sauteed with shallots, garlic and champagne.
Grand marnier Crepes with fresh strawberries and whipped cream.

All turned out marvelously.

Sorry, annessence, I haven't yet discussed the mating habits of south african wildebeasts, yet.

Comments

Re: All is forgiven!

[annessence.livejournal.com]

There are men in Colorado named Ann? Very strange.

For the record, only my stomach was woo'd, despite the fact I'm sure you're lovely and all. :)

Re: All is forgiven!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

There might be men named Ann in Colorado. Afterall, a lot of freaks from Texas moved there.

Furthermore, you do not need to clarify the nature of the wooing. Since you lack the genitalia I prefer in my mates(the penis, the twig 'n berries, the meat 'n two veg, the wedding tackle, ankle spanker, pork sword, ad naseum), you'll be spared any earnest advances on my part. ;-p

Re: All is forgiven!

[annessence.livejournal.com]

If there are men in Colorado named Ann, I suspect they are from Boulder. Boulder is a vibey place, nevertheless it still houses a weird bunch.

Yes, I quite agree we would not be suitable, since I have pondered the implications of your genitalia and have found you wanting in the potential mate department for me. However, I have some nice parting gifts for you, and every confidence you will find the penis, the twig 'n berries, the meat 'n two veggies, the wedding tackle, ankle spanker, pork sword, ol' rumpleforeskin, Russle The Love Muscle (ad nauseum) that will be right for you. God speed!

Re: All is forgiven!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Hah! I noticed that you saw my penile euphemisms, and raised them by two. One is almost tempted to inquire as to how you came by those particular euphemisms.

Re: All is forgiven!

[annessence.livejournal.com]

Ol' Rumple Foreskin = Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire.

Russle the Love Muscle = Jason Brock, 11th grade, "flirting" with me. I was a rather innocent 11th grader and laughed as I blushed throughout the rest of geography; so I've never forgotten it.