A modest rant

[weaktwos]

Ya know, I'm a short lass, being barely 5'2". On occasion I need to punch some twisted pair to get a phone connected in our building. But parts of the frame are too high for height deficient folk such as I.

So we have cute little ladders for each telco closet in our office. Well, some pig fucker has stolen two of the ladders from our building. One of them was stolen from the closet I needed to punch cable in tonight. Of course, the location that the wire needed to go into on the 66 block was much higher than I am. I had to stretch on my tip toes to barely reach the destination. And actually punching down the wire with the punch tool? That was comical and a little painful.

I'm so pissed. Who the hell would want to steal a tiny stepstool? It's not our department, either, unless we do have a secret thief.

Grrrr.

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[yansa.livejournal.com]

*puts on loincloth*

*conquers Sacramento*

*returns stepstools to your workplace's telco closets*

*liberates the stepstool-thief's beloved pig and sets it free to roam unhindered over the distant plains*

--yansa!

My hero!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

*swoon*

You've conquered my fair city, and my stepstool of righteous utility and I have been delightfully reunited!

I have never seen a pig run so fast; not even at State Fairs.

Thank you, Caveman of Justice!