It’s time for Fortune Cookie Madness!
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weaktwosI had Chinese food for lunch. I swiped two fortune cookies from the bin o’ fortune cookies. Of course, I’ve added the phrase “…in bed.” After each fortune.
Fortune #1:
“You will be thankful for the pleasures of the coming months (in bed).”
Editor’s note: Yeah! Yahoo! Yippee! Yeeeehaw!
Fortune #2:
“Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought (in bed).”
Editor’s note: What, do I look like Descartes to you? This “in bed” game sucks!
Fortune #1:
“You will be thankful for the pleasures of the coming months (in bed).”
Editor’s note: Yeah! Yahoo! Yippee! Yeeeehaw!
Fortune #2:
“Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought (in bed).”
Editor’s note: What, do I look like Descartes to you? This “in bed” game sucks!
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Date: 2003-06-23 01:57 pm (UTC)For example:
Fortune #1:
“You will be thankful for the pleasures of the coming vaginas."
Fortune #2:
“Simplicity of the vagina is the natural result of profound thought."