My feeble humor efforts
Jul. 10th, 2003 05:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
weaktwosWe found a burned copy of some unnamed Christian Rock band at work today. It sounded like some group of people trying to sound cool, but lacked the soul to pull it off. I dubbed it Crock.
I think I might have invented a new joke over lunch today. Our department went off campus to have a last meal together, as half of them will be leaving due to layoffs or promotions elsewhere within the company. We were joking over our desire to order some margaritas, yet coming to terms with the fact that we were stuck with virgin margaritas.
I said, “Order a Britney Spears Margarita. The bartender will insist it’s a virgin margarita, but it’s not.”
Sure, it’s not up to George Carlin snuff, but I amused myself.
I take my vehicle in for its 120,000 mile service check. Tonight will be spent studying for the last part of my A+ certification test that I must pass tomorrow, as well.
I think I might have invented a new joke over lunch today. Our department went off campus to have a last meal together, as half of them will be leaving due to layoffs or promotions elsewhere within the company. We were joking over our desire to order some margaritas, yet coming to terms with the fact that we were stuck with virgin margaritas.
I said, “Order a Britney Spears Margarita. The bartender will insist it’s a virgin margarita, but it’s not.”
Sure, it’s not up to George Carlin snuff, but I amused myself.
I take my vehicle in for its 120,000 mile service check. Tonight will be spent studying for the last part of my A+ certification test that I must pass tomorrow, as well.
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Date: 2003-07-10 06:33 pm (UTC)That is like stealing from jesus!
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Date: 2003-07-10 10:00 pm (UTC)My former brother in law used to paly bass in a Christian rock band. To make ends meet, he sold drugs on the side.
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Date: 2003-07-11 07:22 pm (UTC)