Okay, here's what I want to know:

[weaktwos]

Who signed me up for a Latina magazine subscription?

Comments

[ex-shaggy817.livejournal.com]

well, I always have been a taco queen, baybee. ;)

[patricks.livejournal.com]

Innocent! I can't even keep my own magazine subscriptions straight.

[annessence.livejournal.com]

Wasn't me, but if you get a well thumbed copy of Bedwetters Monthly, send thanks my way ;)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

And you can send the same my way when you receive your copy of Incontinental!, the magazine for the globtrotting adult with unfettered bodily functions. Rick Steves has a travel column in there called "Europe on Five Diapers a Day".

Um, or so I've heard.

[annessence.livejournal.com]

Yanno, I think I read that very same article in a space magazine I get geared toward astronauts battling incontinence. Perhaps you've heard of it, "In one end, out Uranus"?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well then! I'll have to sign you up for a free subscription!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't heard of it. But I know we both have heard that Uranus is in Bridgewater.

[annessence.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we should send a flatulance reducer to those poor people experincing all that interstellular gas?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Intergalactic Beano!