Okay, here's what I want to know:

[weaktwos]

Who signed me up for a Latina magazine subscription?

Comments

[annessence.livejournal.com]

Yanno, I think I read that very same article in a space magazine I get geared toward astronauts battling incontinence. Perhaps you've heard of it, "In one end, out Uranus"?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't heard of it. But I know we both have heard that Uranus is in Bridgewater.

[annessence.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we should send a flatulance reducer to those poor people experincing all that interstellular gas?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Intergalactic Beano!