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Today, I'm feeling rather zombie-like. I'll be getting some r&r shortly.

Work was a little slow, but I made some headway on a database I'm building and I finished preparations for my business trip to Texas on Sunday.

I turned down an invite to go to Ernesto's and see Secrets of the Yada Yada Sisterhood, or whatever it's called. Was the alternate title, "come watch Sandra Bullock be cute"?

I went to the gym instead and sweated for an hour.

I need to finish cleaning the house, as I have company for dinner tomorrow night. But golly. A girl could sleep!

Side note: Whilst journal hopping, I came upon someone's effort at introspection. Suddenly a vision of a childhood toy appeared in my brain. It was ball filled with a small amount of marbles that had a long handle on it. You would push the handle, and the ball would roll, causing all the marbles to bounce around. It was vibrant, yet annoying, and had little practical application.

I realized that such a preschool treat was a metaphor for said person's brain.

Granted, I'm not the Diva O' Wisdom, myself. But damn.

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Hmmm, I lost the key for my luggage lock.

Not that it was overly secure or anything, because I was just able to saw it off.
And I'm sure a person with strong, mighty man hands could have taken a wire clipper to it.

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[Poll #39144]

Talkin' with Me Ma

So, mom and I are talking. She tells me about a friend of hers who just got a new boyfriend.

This friend tells my mom that her new man has "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PENIS".

Me: "Thanks for sharing, Ma."
Mom: "Well, I've never had a friend share that with me."
Me: "Me neither. I hope I never have to meet him. I might get elevator eyes."
Mom: "She said they both got aids tests."
Me: "Ah, so they want to have unprotected sex. Great."
Mom: "Yeah, I guess she doesn't want him to wear a johnny cap."
Me: "It's jimmy hat, mom."

Ah, that was a good laugh.