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This morning's coffee beverage is Tanzania Peaberry.

According to the lovely and talented purveyor of coffee beans at my local Plantation Coffee store, most coffeebeans grow two beans in one berry. Peaberries grow one bean in a berry. Supposedly more flavor is packed into that one bean.

*sips coffee*

I'm not convinced there's a difference here.

Profiles in Gratuitous Pet Affection: The "Grandparent"

I come home from the grocery store to find that my mother left a voicemail message for my kitten. Sascha was instructed to deliver me a message.

Oh, and when I played back the message, Sascha was staring at the machine.

Can a woman say "awww" and gag at the same time? I think so.

Brakology

"Say, Clarence, would you like to gaze into the eyes of the dragon?"