Profiles in Gratuitous Pet Affection: The "Grandparent"

[weaktwos]

I come home from the grocery store to find that my mother left a voicemail message for my kitten. Sascha was instructed to deliver me a message.

Oh, and when I played back the message, Sascha was staring at the machine.

Can a woman say "awww" and gag at the same time? I think so.