Phrases I shall work to incorporate in my everyday conversation...

I've already mentioned the "Somewhere, a clown weeps for you."

In additon, I wish to use the following schtick:

"Perhaps [name of person I shall insult]'s name is of celtic origin, but it's pronounced [cussword that bears no resemblance to spelling of person's name]."

Yeah. That works for me.

I posted this in that's_so_wrong...

Greetings, fellow wronglings!
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Ode to Lemmiwinks.

Run, Lemmi, Run!