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Today is the morning of mundane tasks.

So far I've battled the harrowing kitty litter box of doom, and started laundry.

• The house could use some straightening up


• I need to work out


• I need to go to Home Depot to get parts to fix my kitchen drawer

As I was falling asleep last night(this morning), I caught an interesting episode of Bill Moyer's "Now". At least, at the time, it seemed interesting, but I was, as I said, falling asleep. I will have to drudge that up off my TiVo and see what I thought was so interesting.

Inspired by kellinator's post....

I am now holding an inappropriate text messaging contest.

I want y'all to send me as many bad text messages as you care to. Winners will be evaluated on how amusingly wrong your text message is. Stirring up traumatically bad imagery or notions in an amusing non-sequitur fashion is appreciated.

Of course, you don't have to be tasteless, per se. Cleverness of any level is appreciated. I might have a few categories...cleanly clever, and less so.

Enter now and often until I say it's closed!

The winning entries will be posted in the journal. If you want to be anonymous, let me know.

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Livejournal's information on sprint pcs might be bad, or LJ text messaging could be on the fritz. I can only receive text messages up to 80-90 characters, and that may be contingent upon nickname length. The LJ website suggests that you have up to 150 or so characters (also seemingly continent upon nickname length.

Foo.

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I've been watching a lot of "Inside the Actor's Studio" lately. They are all asked what their favorite cuss word is. Many of them say "fuck" or some hackneyed variant.

When, oh when will they say something fun like "Asshat", "Assclown", "Cockho", "Fuckwit" or "Fucktard"?