Creative Writing Opportunity. Tell me a story.

Perhaps a "Bad Tarantino" competition? Yes, that's it.

Write a story(of whatever desired length) featuring the following elements:
-A woman with an attitude carries a large pair of bolt cutters into a law office.
-A four-wheel drive vehicle with Beastie Boys' "Brass Monkey" blaring.

These elements were actually part of my day. But I invite you to fill in what I'm not telling you. :-)