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True Stories of the IT Department
Jan. 11th, 2005 10:10 pmFull names are not used to protect the innocent.
7:45am: a woman hails L to come take a look at something in the hallway. L is shown a purple, striped pair of men's boxer briefs left discarded in the hallway.
7:46am: Unwilling and unable to determine if these undies were soiled or not, L uses a ruler to dispatch the underwear into an envelope.
7:48am: L calls the Faclities department to find out who keeps the "Lost and Found". L is informed that the Security Department handles that.
7:49am: L prepares envelope to send to Security.
7:50am: L calls Security to advise them of the package on route. Security replies, "No, you're not sending us that package. Hold on, we'll call you back with instructions."
8am: final verdict on where to dispense with the underwear: the biohazard can in the health clinic.
Biohazard. Boxer Briefs. Biohazardous Boxer Briefs. It's a wonder we didn't summon Homeland Security. We had possible Funky Undies contamination!
7:45am: a woman hails L to come take a look at something in the hallway. L is shown a purple, striped pair of men's boxer briefs left discarded in the hallway.
7:46am: Unwilling and unable to determine if these undies were soiled or not, L uses a ruler to dispatch the underwear into an envelope.
7:48am: L calls the Faclities department to find out who keeps the "Lost and Found". L is informed that the Security Department handles that.
7:49am: L prepares envelope to send to Security.
7:50am: L calls Security to advise them of the package on route. Security replies, "No, you're not sending us that package. Hold on, we'll call you back with instructions."
8am: final verdict on where to dispense with the underwear: the biohazard can in the health clinic.
Biohazard. Boxer Briefs. Biohazardous Boxer Briefs. It's a wonder we didn't summon Homeland Security. We had possible Funky Undies contamination!
