Morning TV

Good morning America was on this morning, as my Tivo willed it as such. They are doing some 5 star pimping of Desperate Housewives, featuring Marc Cherry, who is either a writer and producer or just a producer;I'm not sure. Anyway, he looks like a cabbage patch doll.

Do you guys remember me gabbing about my MST3k treatment of Semi Homemade with Sandra Lee? She's creepy, and her cooking ideas aren't all that great. But I now have visual proof that she's creepy. I stumbled upon this incriminating photo when I needed to pause the show for some reason. When I returned, she was frozen in the pose below. I was pleasantly mortified. Man, I need HDTV so I can get better picture quality.

Sandra Lee is gonna get ya!

Happy Vapor Trails

I was walking downwind from a woman at work. She smelled like she had just been soaked in Downey and promptly crawled out of the dryer. She smelled that Downey Fresh. I wonder if she overdid it on laundry day, or there's a new perfume that smells like fabric softener?

Five minutes later, I was craving Fruit Loops. I haven't had Fruit Loops in years.

I was following my nose. But I don't really think my nose knows.