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Coffee Pods Are we nearing the age where one might confuse their coffee pods with their condoms? On a bad day, someone's coffee will taste like burnt rubber and discover grounds for divorce in the bedroom.

Saddam says he was tortured!

According to BBC News, Saddam claims he's been tortured by the Americans.

Okay, while I do not support torture in general, and I don't approve of the war in Iraq, a part of me does believe that there's a special hell reserved for people like Saddam.

I wonder: if we stopped to listen for sounds of sympathy for Saddam's purported plight, would we hear naught but crickets?

Plus, I have this vision of Dick Cheney towering over Saddam wearing a wife-beater...