Unsent Letters

Dear coworker in Central Standard Time,

If you are going to call my cell phone at 6am my time, you better leave a message. Don't just tease me with a missed call.

Dude, you interrupted the sugar-plum dance,

Anne

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Dear Self,

You know that new ring tone for your cell phone you selected yesterday that sounded so cool and chipper? Well, at 6am it sounds like Satan's Army of Happiness-killing Clowns Marching through your brain. The cats agreed. In fact, you were denied morning kitty cuddles as a result.

Smooth,

Anne

Pimping Bunky

Remember this site, folks: New Babel Books

Elizabeth Donald, aka reannon, is publishing a collection of short stories entitled Setting Suns: a collection of tales and terrors.

And since her book title has "terror" in it, I expect Bush to approve wiretapping for her any minute.

reannon is the award winning author of Nocturnal Urges, which features the stunning investigative talents of Detectives Anne Freitas and Kelly Parker.

She's kicking the erotica habit sticking with her niche of creepy tragedies. A perfect gift for the holidays!

Anyway, you can pre-order her collection of short stories at New Babel Books starting December 25th.

Wiretapping Information

Wikipedia has some good coverage of the wiretapping scandal.

Thank you, Judge John Jones III

The proper application of both the endorsement and Lemon tests to the facts of this case makes it abundantly clear that the Board’s ID Policy violates the Establishment Clause. In making this determination, we have addressed the seminal question of whether ID is science. We have concluded that it is not, and moreover that ID cannot uncouple itself from its creationist, and thus religious, antecedents.

Intelligent Design proponents, please resume your regular church programming already in progress.