Sharon is breathing on his own

I am happy to hear that Sharon is showing signs of recovery, even though it appears he will likely not make a full recovery.

So, I have this dream that while The doctors were operating on Sharon, his spirit had time to hang out in Heaven a bit, just to see if he thought it would be a cool place to stay when his time did come. I imagine that Sharon had a chance to hang out with Jesus and God for a little chit chat. Ever since Heaven got a Tivo, Jesus and God have been recording news feeds of our Earthly hijinx, so they have time to watch what we're up to when their other shows are repeats. It turns out God is a big Coppola fan, and he likes to do Godfather imitations. Jesus, liking these bonding moments with dad, does a stellar Michael Corleone. They regale Sharon with a number of surreal imitations

Sharon expresses some annoyance at Robertson's rather foolish remark that he was being punished by God for trying to come up with a solution to the problems in Israel and Palestine.

God directs Sharon to look at his "Wall of Chuckleheads" (which is, Sharon notes, to the left of the "Saint of the Month" plaque) and notes that Robertson photo shows up several times.

God leans over to Sharon and says, "I'm not sure if you'll remember this message for Pat "Shatbit Crazy" Robertson, but if you do, tell him..."


[Poll #649197]

Tentative Tivo Plan for 2006

Upon release of the Tivo series 3, I will pitch Direct TV and go with Surewest to get a bulk telephone/cable/internet package deal. I think I'll stand to save some money on the bulk packaging.

Apparently, Surewest announced that they will be offering HDTV sometime this year, too.

Of course, I need to look into dual tuner issues and cable card technology...