| April Fool | |
| legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. | |
| paints your dog orange. | |
| shaves your cat. | |
| smiles. All the time. | |
| trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. | |
| eggs your kidneys. | |
| sells your house on Ebay. | |
| TPs your elderly relatives. | |
| has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. | |
| glues your car to your bedroom ceiling. | |