weaktwos

1. While heading up north from Modesto today, I saw signs for the Moaning Caverns. I was struck with a glaringly inconsequential realization. Forget my first dog's name. Forget the street I grew up in. My porn name will now and forever be Mona Cavern. Or Monique Cavern. I can't decide.

2. I think this year's toy purchase will be a new vacuum cleaner. Maybe a Dyson.

3. Am I the only one who thinks of "My Dick in a Box" whenever one sees Justin Timberlake?

4. I'm quite over Chevy Commercials.

5. I have accidentally tossed my cat's favorite pet mouse up high on my entertainment center in a freak fetch-playing accident. I'm now watching him track said mouse. He's thorough, careful, and yet totally unsuccessful.