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So, I get home, check the mail. On my porch is a package with the return address featuring the company name of "Total Fulfillment".

Total Fullfillment? That doesn't sound like something normal. This bag isn't shaped like something illegal I might purchase from overseas, either. Hmmm. Did I order sex toys and forget I ordered something?

No. I'm a supporter of NPR and KQED. I got one of my gifts arrived today.

Bummer.

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Paul Dini and Misty Lee have another Monkeytalk episode out, and it's hilarious.

Watch it. Now. Because if you don't. I'm pretty sure that monkey could fly out of your ass. His mother is a talented magician, dontcha know.