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[weaktwos]

So, I get home, check the mail. On my porch is a package with the return address featuring the company name of "Total Fulfillment".

Total Fullfillment? That doesn't sound like something normal. This bag isn't shaped like something illegal I might purchase from overseas, either. Hmmm. Did I order sex toys and forget I ordered something?

No. I'm a supporter of NPR and KQED. I got one of my gifts arrived today.

Bummer.

Comments

[chanharrison.livejournal.com]

sorry.. i was hoping you got a the sex toy..

[mauvais-genre.livejournal.com]

Wow, I must have missed something during their last pledge drive. You donate and you get a Total Fulfillment gift? So . . . was it good? Okay, not as good as a sex toy, but something at least partially fulfilling?

[lunza.livejournal.com]

I'd just LOVE to hear Capital Public Radio doing THAT pledge drive ... "And at the $200 level you get a free vibrator from Total Fulfillment!" They'd have SO MANY MEMBERS!