Talkin' with Me Ma

[weaktwos]

So, mom and I are talking. She tells me about a friend of hers who just got a new boyfriend.

This friend tells my mom that her new man has "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PENIS".

Me: "Thanks for sharing, Ma."
Mom: "Well, I've never had a friend share that with me."
Me: "Me neither. I hope I never have to meet him. I might get elevator eyes."
Mom: "She said they both got aids tests."
Me: "Ah, so they want to have unprotected sex. Great."
Mom: "Yeah, I guess she doesn't want him to wear a johnny cap."
Me: "It's jimmy hat, mom."

Ah, that was a good laugh.

Comments

So...

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

...didja hear about the old lady that kept a condom floating in a bowl of water on her keyboard?

Guess it said, "in order to prevent disease, keep wet and place on organ" on th package.

She says she hasn't had a cold all winter...

Re: So...

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

(Um--was it Grandma?)

Re: So...

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

Oh no no - I GUARANTEE the gramma I have left is FULLY capable of using one of those RIGHT.

Re: So...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

For animal balloons with reservoir tips?

Re: So...

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

"animal balloons with reservoir tips"!

ROFL--you slay me, Anne!

Re: So...

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

Yes, absolutely! I've heard she can whip out a marmot in less than fifteen seconds!

Re: So...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Is that what she calls the "li'l soldier"? Perhaps her mate should "prune around the branch".

Re: So...

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Yee-ha!

Film at 11?

Re: So...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, you learn something new every day. I'll pass that along to mom. ;-)