Talkin' with Me Ma

[weaktwos]

So, mom and I are talking. She tells me about a friend of hers who just got a new boyfriend.

This friend tells my mom that her new man has "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PENIS".

Me: "Thanks for sharing, Ma."
Mom: "Well, I've never had a friend share that with me."
Me: "Me neither. I hope I never have to meet him. I might get elevator eyes."
Mom: "She said they both got aids tests."
Me: "Ah, so they want to have unprotected sex. Great."
Mom: "Yeah, I guess she doesn't want him to wear a johnny cap."
Me: "It's jimmy hat, mom."

Ah, that was a good laugh.

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Re: So...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Is that what she calls the "li'l soldier"? Perhaps her mate should "prune around the branch".