Sightings of the Odd

[weaktwos]

While driving to work this morning, I came across two vehicles that were abandoned on the side of the road about half a mile apart: a Jeep, and a Limousine. I have never seen a Limousine stranded and abandoned on the side of the road. Usually that spells lost revenue for someone. I can’t imagine why someone who runs a limousine service would leave that vehicle abandoned on the side of the road. Unless, or course it was stolen.

Then again, since two vehicles were abandoned on the highway in relatively close proximity, I’m thinkin’ it was a case of alien abduction. Oh yeah. Someone’s “relationship building” (read: anal probe—aka Close Encounter of the Turd kind) with aliens.

Comments

[lunza.livejournal.com]

How about grand theft auto or joyriding?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

It's possible...but the highway patrol had been there already and wrote a parking ticket. So it's likely, I suppose if they were stolen, no one reported the vehicles missing yet. So, I still prefer the more fanciful idea of alien abductions!