weaktwos

Ms Tao, I should have taken you with me to Fry's. There were some men there that were yours, all yours!

For the rest of the audience, here are the rules to the Yours and Mine(tm) game:
Objective: to "claim" all the gorgeous people you see (or gorgeous enough to you), and to give the unsavory people to your good friend and co-conspirator in this shallow and tasteless game.
1. Your genders do not matter, but you must be pursuing the same gender. It's just more fun that way.
2. Be wary. You have to keep your eyes open for all the objects of your affection and disaffection.
3. First one to call it wins. Simultaneous calls are painful, but the first one to finish "She/He is yours!" first wins.
4. You cannot be obvious in your claiming or bequeathing. At least, not obvious to the individual you are referring to.

Did I get the rules right, Ms. Tao?

I think Ms Tao has stuck me with the worst ones, in my opinion. I'll never forget Vegas in 2000. My bethrothed was a bad cloning of Kenny G and Peter Frampton, complete with high-waters. Whoa.