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[weaktwos]

Moments like me rotating my mattress by myself make me want to acquire a video camera and a tripod. I have a queen sized pillow top mattress, so it's thick and heavy. That's kind of like how I like my men, but I digress.

Had a video camera been trained on me in my bedroom during this delicate mattress dance (that's right, I said mattress dance), you would have seen the mattress fall on me, following a series of desperate, yet amusing recovery measures on my part.

Some flailing was involved.
Some squirming and spinning.
Some falling backwards and legs in the air.

Regardless. When all was said and done, the mattress was rotated where it needed to be, and required only a little movement two inches to the right.

Comments

[taogrl.livejournal.com]

You should have called and we could have exchanged mattress flipping services. I need to do the same thing, and it seems daunting, but now that you have done it, and it's good for a dance, I'll try.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I'll be happy to help you flip. I have the advantage of four posts that allow for some control. :-)