Creative Writing Opportunity. Tell me a story.

[weaktwos]

Perhaps a "Bad Tarantino" competition? Yes, that's it.

Write a story(of whatever desired length) featuring the following elements:
-A woman with an attitude carries a large pair of bolt cutters into a law office.
-A four-wheel drive vehicle with Beastie Boys' "Brass Monkey" blaring.

These elements were actually part of my day. But I invite you to fill in what I'm not telling you. :-)

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[scottage.livejournal.com]

Outside the legal offices of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe, a Suzuki Samurai drives up, tinny stereo blaring "Brass Monkey" with far more bass than the poor speakers could handle. It screeches to a halt, and a woman jumps out carrying pair of large bolt cutters. She walks into the offices and right to the secretary's desk.

"I'd like to return these bolt cutters," spat the intruder angrily, "they're not my size."

"Sorry," replied the secretary, "the hardware store is next door."

Then some people got shot, or something.