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[weaktwos]

I decided to clean my bathroom floor...I mean clean it, not dust it off with a swiffer. I cleaned everywhere, including where the sun don't shine (the backside of the toilet).

I am seriously thinking a maid might be a good idea.

Blech.

Comments

[jonastio.livejournal.com]

A clean bathroom is relative to happiness. Yup, to be able to walk in and feel the gleam on the walls and floor and know there's no ickiness hiding anywhere. Comfort. Ahhhhhhh.

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

It's even better if you lay on them naked.

Tell her, Jonas.

[jonastio.livejournal.com]

Nekkid *anything* is always better.

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Jonas--you Sweet-Talker.
"Take me down to Paradise City,
Lay me down on yer clean bath tile.
Do me 'til the grout gets gritty--
Give me reason to scream--and then smile."

(Think I have a future in lyrics? Or, Anne's Poetry class?)

Hell, what IS it about orgasms and bathroom floors?? We need to consult Shimaera...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

We'll need to invest in the wet swiffer, too.

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You Go, Girl! Good times, good times...