Unsolved Mysteries that cannot be pinned on the Freemasons

[weaktwos]

I have a big bruise on my shin that spans about 5-6" of vertical shin-space. I have no idea what I did to earn that bruise. But it seems fairly painful such that I would know what the hell I did to get it.

Hmph.

The Chieftains - Full of Joy

Comments

[modeleccentric.livejournal.com]

That's easy- Abducted By Aliens.......

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

But my rectum is fine...

[scottage.livejournal.com]

Part of me wants to say "Why yes, yes it is..."
But luckily I know better than to say such things.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

...Or do you!?!

[modeleccentric.livejournal.com]

Apparently there are other things of interest besides rectums to the crittters......Ask me about the time I lived in the mountains. (VBG)