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Tonight, and for the next few weeks, I shall be on call for our region's servers and hardware.

The good news: $30 a day on call pay, plus overtime if I have to get my candy-ass into work.

The bad news: I must carry my work cell phone with me everywhere. Piffle.

Today I put in a 10 hour day. Plenty of hawt verk ack(!)-shun.

I am not feeling so perky at the moment. I need booze, men, and smokes!

No, wait. I need a trip to the gym, errands, and to straighen up the house.

I must say, some people are soooo stoooopid. Here's why:

-Claims professionals getting confused on how they plug their tape recorders into their phone sets when there's one connection involved, and can be seen from plain view every day of their painful uncritically thoughtful lives.

-Traffic jam-bunnies rubbernecking over a FUCKING FLAT TIRE REPAIR. This explains the success of reality TV shows, folks! Hell's Bells! Why can't there be a nuclear device that kills only stupid people! The Cretin Bomb! Yes!! Yesssss!

Well, no. That would blow the curve.

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cotharyus.livejournal.com

See. I knew I wasn't the only one. I would like to add - If your punk ass pulls out in front of something doing the speed limit thats pulling a trailer, drive the speed limit, and get there with a fucking quickness. Elsewise I might just down shift, lock the trailer brakes, stand on the gas, and run over your sorry ass like you deserve. (look at the skid marks officer. I had the trailer locked down. Wasn't a damn thing I could do. And no, better tires wouldn't have helped)

modeleccentric.livejournal.com

YeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THankee! I knew there were a few others that felt as I did....

I have been Known to "Scoop" Idiots that didn't know how to merge onto the freeway...How? Easy- Just apply gentle pressure onto the wheel in the direction of their bumper- They see the grille of the BIG TRUCK and they think 'okay, I've got it..'

FOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm being charitable.....

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