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Oct. 28th, 2002 07:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
weaktwosI went to Costco tonight for some necessities in bulk. I saw someone purchase a bunch of booze, and a huge sack of cat litter.
I said to myself, "Self, that's rather interesting, yet entirely meaningless. After all, you bought, toiletpaper, facial tissue, a gallon of Odwalla Superfood, and some bread. What does that say?"
Self said to I, "It says I go to the bathroom, blow my nose, and drink putrid looking green stuff."
I saw a guy at work today. He had this walk that I hadn't seen since high school. He was trying to look cool, but combined with the look on his face, it had the effect of telling the world, "I'm an asshole". This effect was so powerful that I wanted to begin the "asshole purification process" and smite him promptly. But pity stayed my hand.
"Pity I don't have god-like smiting powers, " I said.
Otherwise, the day was delightful, yet character building.
I said to myself, "Self, that's rather interesting, yet entirely meaningless. After all, you bought, toiletpaper, facial tissue, a gallon of Odwalla Superfood, and some bread. What does that say?"
Self said to I, "It says I go to the bathroom, blow my nose, and drink putrid looking green stuff."
I saw a guy at work today. He had this walk that I hadn't seen since high school. He was trying to look cool, but combined with the look on his face, it had the effect of telling the world, "I'm an asshole". This effect was so powerful that I wanted to begin the "asshole purification process" and smite him promptly. But pity stayed my hand.
"Pity I don't have god-like smiting powers, " I said.
Otherwise, the day was delightful, yet character building.
