I have finally admitted I have a problem.

[weaktwos]

A pigeon problem. They have been setting up camp on my roof. I need to come up with a way to get rid of them.

Perhaps an exterminator?

Comments

[reannon.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with pigeons? I'll trade you my roaches for your birdies. :)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with pigeons? For starters, my roof was not originally white. Nor was my sidewalk baptised with shit.

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Picky picky. :) Four dead roaches along the kitchen baseboards this morning. One still twitching. Ewww.

Maybe a ceramic owl or something will scare them away? (The pigeons, not my roaches.) I read that ceramic owls fend off certain birds. Or some kind of ultrasonic something-or-other? Not feeding them breadcrumbs? I still say they're cuter than roaches, let 'em stay. ;)

the owls are not as they seem...

[nikki42.livejournal.com]

Around here plastic owls are used as bird deterrents. Pigeons are not very smart, and just seeing the outline of a predator may encourage them to foul some other property.

[metalkreature.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a shotgun!

[dangermouse74.livejournal.com]

naw a 22 caliber rifle or bb gun would be sufficient and much quieter

[darness.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a barbeque with an attached cookbook opened to recipes for grilled pigeon?

[modeleccentric.livejournal.com]

Hm. SOunds like I'll have to go to my Bro's in EG and rescue my Pellet pistol. I'll show ya how to Zap Squab, then the Broiler.

[denimdoll.livejournal.com]

Google gave me the answer: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=33458

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Thanks! That's a great link. You beat me to the google search. I was just being lazy last evening and having a small pity party post.

[dangermouse74.livejournal.com]

you always take the easy way out, you google everything :-P